As Yoda would say “hmmm, ruining brand I am”. I’m a HUGE JetBlue fan but lately they’re screwing up…bad. I’ve been reading My JetBlue Lawsuitfrom afar and it’s starting to really get some traction. JetBlue screwed with Bill Baker a witty, funny, smart blogger. Read his saga here.
Anyway, Bill has been really turning the screws to JetBlue so they invited him to a dress rehearsal of their new terminal at JFK airport on August 23. Here’s what one gets by taking part in JetBlue’s gig:
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Here’s what JetBlue is “giving” you for attending (check out the RSVP date and the party date for a great chuckle):
1. A test Itinerary (to nowhere)
2. Check In at the counter (lines included)
3. Pass through security (lines and possible full body cavity search)
4. Wait (they actual write the word wait) at the assigned gate and board your “flight”
Special note: “Flight” means there is no real flight. You never get to board the plane. You just get to drive to the airport, pay for parking, and then do all the things we most hate when arriving at an airport.
Doesn’t this just sound like a grand time?
JetBlue, what are you thinking?